You run into an old friend whom you have not seen for years. He used to weigh 100kilos. Now he weighs 75 kilos

Jennifer: Oh my god, is that really you? Are you Johns?

Johns: Yes I am …

Jennifer: Long time no see, you've been changed a lot!

Johns: But… who are you?

Jennifer: Are you serious?? I am your old friend, Jennifer. Don’t you remember me?

Johns: Hmm… Let me think… Are you the girl that I've met 15 years ago?

Jennifer: Yeah, you finally got it! We were playing the sand in the park!

Johns: Right, and I used to be 100 kg, would even destroyed the swing when I sat on it.

Jennifer: But you have a great figure now, how did you make it?

Johns: I went to 妹登瘋 everyday! Oh my, I can feel my fat burning.

Jennifer: That would be hard isn’t it? Have you ever thought about that, is it worthy or not?

Johns: Well, it’s been a hard time when I set my mind on taking exercise everyday. I lose some weight though so I think it’s worth it.

Jennifer: How much have you spent?

Johns: I spent totally 15 years’ lucky money.

Jennifer: It makes me consider to go there, too.

Johns: Sure , you must try it

Jennifer: It’s glad to meet you here, but sorry I have to go now.

Johns: That’s alright.

Jennifer: How about having a dinner next Friday.

Johns: Sure, see you then.

Jennifer: Ok, keep in touch, bye.

Johns: Bye bye.

1.18歲遇到3歲玩沙的伙伴

2.3歲就100公斤

3.整體就是很OVER 寫完吐血


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